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Thread #59418 Message #1053799
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Nov-03 - 06:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dunno about no town called Vainem Kug, but Inkom is jist a few miles down South of here. We don't call it "Ink", though, we call it "Inkom."
Pronounced "Inkum" with a little tiny accent on the first Sillahbull.
Of course, Dracula lived in vein, as much as the undead can be said to actually "live". It was pretty terrible for ol' Drac as teenager -- he needed some orthodontic work in the worst way; everytime he'd go out with young lady you never could tell iffen he'd managed to put the bite on her or if it was just a hickey, with one canine tooth going east and the other going southwest, if you follow that. Why, pretty soon all the guys were makin' fun of Drac, taking his girls away and all, "puttin' the horns on him" as they call it. Anyway, Drac got all bent outa shape about it, even moved away and changed his name, until one foggy Christmas Eve some years back. And the rest is history, but I myself don't let no domestic caribou on MY roof.