"It will slice. It will dice. It will carve. It will section. It will open a can. It will scrape. It will start a car. It will disassemble a television. It will even core a apple! Our master chef will now demonstrate how to core a apple...."

(struggle, struggle, struggle, sweat, strain, slip...!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUURRGGGHHHHH!!!   AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUURGGGGGHHH!!!

(Ralph has hurt his little pinkie...)

- LH