What ever turns you on Brucie.

A young man returns to the little town of Slobodka, after a three year absence in Paris. He was an apt student & sophisticated in matters of sex. He marries his childhood sweetheart and on the wedding night goes thru a series of manual, oral & anal gymnastics, which end as he stands on the footboard of the bed and makes a perfect swan-dive into vaginal coitus with her. She complains to her parents, and they take her to the local Rabbi. He is so shocked by the story, he hits the groom on the head with the Talmud and declares the marriage annulled.The young man appeals the case to the head Rabbi in St. Petersberg. The bride's father appears and describes in detail the wedding night's gymnastics. The old Rebby listens, rubbing his beard and finally announces the groom was within his rights and the marriage is valid. "But our Rabbi said --" the Father begins to expostulate. "My dear man," says the Rabbi sympathetically,"What would a little Rabbi in Slabodka know about fancy fucking?"