We are 'The HarriWatts International Acoustic Showband'. Please show some respect. We are thinking of expanding and not just in the trouser department. The lucky party must shave off all of their hair and study our holiday snaps in order to dress like what we do. A suitable Mudcap name will be issued by us and he / she will take full responsibility for our extensive Xmas card list.

There is also a vacancy for a groupie. Good luck to all applicants.