I can't top that, Rapaire, so here's a gooder for you.

Guy walks into a butcher shop and says, "Give me a pound of kidley, please." The butcher say, "What?" "Give me a pound of kidley please." "Butcher screws up his eyes and says, "Huh?" Guy yells, "Give me a pound of kidley." The butcher replies, "Oh. You mean kidney don't you?" Guy says, "That's what I said, diddle I?" Have a good evening, Rapaire.