A few years ago a gentleman was fined £100 for showing what a true Scot wears under the Kilt!



A young beautiful lady is walking along the road and sees a man in a kilt for the first time. She stops and talks with him about the garment and enquires what is worn beneath. The man says put your hand up and feel for yourself.
She does and and screams "its gruesome" as she quickly withdraws her hand.
"Do it again its grew some more" replies the man