On reflection it was a mistake to challenge Big Mick in the first round gut-barging. Only just got my breath back. I should have picked on someone my own weight to start with. I should have tried the Pro-Am Possum Blowing.
I'm not surprised that Mona didn't last long: she must have known lapdancing had no future in the Tavern, none of us have laps any more (too many delicious ethnic food recipes and drinks on offer here.)