Old Lady knocks on the Hells Angels Clubhouse Door. Fellow who's Big, tatooed and dressed in leather answers and asks what she wants. "I want to join the Angels, want to ride with you." He laughs & begins to ask questions: Where's your bike-what kind-what do you do for fun-do you drink? Old Lady replies: "I have a Harley Hog, I can keep up with you guys any day of the week, I love weed, I drink 150 proof tequila." The fellow is impressed and asks one last question: "Have you ever been caught by the Fuzz?"

"No, but I've been swung by my nipples a few times."