Transcribed from the sound file at http://www.megspace.com/entertainment/judya/xmas.html

FROSTY THE DEFROSTED SNOWMAN
(As sung by Homer & Jethro)

Frosty the Snowman got a job out on the farm,
And the farmer knew he'd never do the animals any harm.

Frosty had a little lamb and he put it on the shelf,
And ev'ry time it wagged its tail, it spanked its little self.

They sent him out to shovel snow and Frosty looked so grim,
For ever' time he stopped to rest, his work piled up on him.

Frosty the Snowman liked to herd the sheep, it's true.
Ev'ry day he could hear the rams a-singin', "Ewe, Ewe, Ewe."

Frosty tried to milk the cows but he was such a grouch (?)
The cows would never holler "Moo." They'd only holler "Ouch!"

He fed the cows some sugar and they drank from a frozen stream.
Now when old Frosty milks the cows, they only give ice cream.

He cross-bred beets and taters, and imagine his surprise:
When the taters started to grow, they all had bloodshot eyes.

Frosty the Snowman backed into the stove one day.
Though it felt so warm, it ruined his form. He melted plumb away.