Sorry you can't get KJ, but no doubt Colin will think of you as he downs his nth pint at the GEORGE SESSION, BARTON TONIGHT (TUESDAY). It should be interesting: photos from paperman to laugh at and sausage and chips 'cos pub team's at home (bloke in corner remember to do without tea to compensate).

Ossie just reminded me of a little known fact that is as true today as when the Prophet pointed it out:

                Sayings of the Prophet No 11)

       There are some animals that are so well camouflaged that they have not been discovered yet.