A favorite parody from my youth.........sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas, taken from Twisted Christmas, Bob Rivers.

WE WISH YOU WEREN'T LIVING WITH US

We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here!

You drive everybody crazy,
You're hopelessly fat and lazy,
You're constantly in the way here
So pack up your gear!

You're feeding your face
You're taking up space,
We wish you weren't living with us
We' re not happy you're here.

Excuse me if I'm mistaken,
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us?

We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
Get out of town, now!

Michelle