So, Amos, are you positing that this was a case of murder?

"Biggy Alpha" (as the author was known in the Greek Underworld) decides to write a play, see? And this critic don't like it, see? So Biggy Alpha tells his guys to off the critic in a way that will make sure that critics will ALWAYS like Biggy's plays, see?

I was sitting at my sarcaphagous, cleaning my nails and knocking back a little bourbon, when this dame comes in. Wrapped tight in all the right places, too. I'm a real mummy's boy, and she was just my type.