If you follow Nigel's clickie you'll find that this is the third thread to be started on this subject. Not one, not two, but three threads about white dog shit! Does that say something about the importance of white dog shit in the natural scheme of things? Is it a subject that is going unaddressed by our leaders while totally perplexing the minds of the unwashed masses? Is there a need for an official inquiry? Or does it merely speak volumes regarding the mental state of the typical Mudcatter?

Personally, I just wanna know what that white stuff on top of chicken shit is.