Sorry there Rapaire. Next time I'll wear my glasses. Looked like SEX. I should have known better. There's no 'F' in SEX. We will need oil for the SFX SEX scene. Any ideas where to get that--low cholesterol vegemite oil? And what kind of scene do you have in mind that would need LOW CHOLESTEROL OIL? (We have Dubya workin' on that for us. Ain't goin' worth s##t.)

When can I do the starlet interviews? And if we get busted for the SEX scenes, we'll become rapaires. (I'm on a roll, here. But I'd like to be on some buns, so back to the interviews. What about the interviews? Ask me if I'm excited. It only happens once a year, but today's the day!)

Later, fellow and fellowette producers ad producerettes.