(Alice enters the tavern for the very first time, black satin dress with long black gloves...) So you are all going to ignore my recent post about the tango, eh?... well, I'm here to dance. Is there a man among you who knows how to tango a lady down the length of the room in that cat-like stroll? Who has the accordion, the ocarina, even a tiple to play a smoky, languid Tango? I'm burned out from working on tee shirt designs, I just took a dose of Imitrex for my migraine, I'm not a drinker, but I'm looking for a tango partner. Do you dare?