No, "Guest, DamnDem", you have to be a lot more foolproof than that for it to work outside your state. Half the things you mention have been done under Labour in the UK. "Poodle" Blair is not Conservative - well, not on paper anyway.
I am with Devilmaster. I may agree with your sentiments, but partisan writing doesn't cut it for me half as well as subtle digs. In fact, it does damage to whatever cause you espouse - because it is obvious and easily defended against; so the well intentioned aim fails.