It's that time of year again -- soon TIME Magazine will choose its person of the year. Note that it is not an award -- TIME itself calls it an acknowledgment of the person who, over the past year, has affected the world the most, for good or bad, better or worse.

That being said, here's what I would like to see on the cover of TIME:

Person of the Year, 2003.


Please note the exception to my usual whitebread, prissy language!