Well now, Guest guest, I recon thut yur version is a good un and so du the folks that me and my missus sings it to. That dunt seem like anyone else is interestid though does it. Alan the insurance man who lives near Luton(UK)give in me und i've bin singin it round the village halls ever since 'cos folk cun see themselves in the words kent they.
Ar well bettur goo and get summat redy for the old cows tea, no, no, the wifes havin pleasant phesant pie same as me!!
cherio.