The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1060230
Posted By: Rapparee
24-Nov-03 - 08:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm a-votin' fer ya, Khandu! Heck, I'll vote fer anybody who pays enuff an' gives me enuff booze! Howdaya think ol' Georgy-boy got E-lected, huh? It was me an' my buddy, Chad. Only they caught Chad and strung him up to a palm tree in Miami Beach. Not that he cared. Nope, not Chad. Didn't faze him in the least little bit. He jist sucked in a whole bunch of air and swung there until finally they cut him down. He let out all that air with a WHOOOSH!! that knocked trees and houses down clear to Sandy Juann, Porty Ricko. Anyway, ol' Chad is still hangin' 'round Florida, tellin' his story, wowin' the girls with what a swinger he is, and what a blowhard.