"Cheetah (chimp) -- Alive. Born 1939. Swings from bar to bar in a Florida zoo"

From The Dead People Server. Which is one of the best places on the Internet and you should get to know it, as there is lots of stuff there. It even lists people who are purportedly alive:

"William Shatner (actor (alleged director, alleged author)) -- Alive. Born March 22, 1931. Made several comebacks; should stick to comedies (like Miss Congeniality)"