Gimme that old time religion
Gimme that old time religion
Gimme that old time religion
It was good enough for me
         
Let us worhip Aphrodite
For she's beautiful but flighty
And she wears a see-through nightie
And that's good enough for me

Let us all bow to Hephaestus
As a blacksmith, he will test us
Cause his balls are pure asbestos
Well, that's good enough for me

But my favourite is Bacchus   
You know his ritual is a ruckus
It loosens women so they'll f**k us   
You know, that's good enough for me

Gimme that old time religion
Gimme that old time religion
Gimme that old time religion
It was good enough for me