Wrong, SS! I leave in 5.5 hours! First, I have to get to Salt Lake City (SLC -- Slow Learners Class).

There was another elf flattened in the road. Furry, black with two white stripes. One of yours, I assume, from the binoculars and wiretapping stuff smashed with him or her. No noticable odor, so it wasn't one of Ashcroft's.