Sorry for the delay in acknowledging your message, O Clandestine Person in the Red Suit. So, you've heard about the Canadian Entrance Test? It's quite true, and will be coming soon to a border crossing near you. However, there's no need to panic. I have my sources, and can now give you a sneak preview to give you time to prepare. If you can pass the following test, you too can come to Canada:

Translate the following words and phrases:

a. Gimme a double double and a box of Timbits.
b. A two four of Ex.
c. Poutine

Write 250 words on the following topic: "Where I was when Henderson scored The Goal".

CET