"Oh might one, see if you can open this" said my wife and handed me a bottle of olive oil.

The cap twisted, but didn't twist off. So I took a pair of scissors to cut the top from the bottom ring.

It slipped. The scissors slipped. My thumb started bleeding from where the scissors had opened a flap of skin.

Ten minutes later, and two bandaids later, bactine spray and triple antibiotic ointment later, it was under control. Weak from loss of blood I walked to the dinner table.

Twenty minutes ago -- and I was reading Mudcat at the time.