and shall we cover all those F holes in all those instruments? And put drapes around piano 'legs' again? And quit referring to t-cups and ze-bras, lest we encourage the contemplation of very large mammaries?

Lawsy, lawsy, lawsy.....(I already read here that it is best to change the lyrics of "The Year of Jubilo", because...well..just because..)

(heard a comedian's routine where he was telling about being "bitten by chiggers...oh, excuse me..chegros..")...*sigh*