The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64827   Message #1062410
Posted By: GUEST,ian
28-Nov-03 - 05:47 AM
Thread Name: Jokes please !!!!!!
Subject: RE: Jokes please !!!!!!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When
that was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts.

That's it! She blows her top!

"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even
say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "It's started!"