While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing the way my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

Bush thought long and hard and eventually asked "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.

The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes .... how did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist..... How did you figure that out?"

"I didn't feel a thing!"

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The Camel

A captain in the foreign legion gets transferred to a desert outpost. On arrival he spots a mangy old camel. He say's to the sergeant "What is the camel for"

The sergeant say's "Well sir, We're a good distance from anywhere,and the men do have sexual urges. When they do, we have the camel." The captain say's "Well if it's good for the men's morale, it's good enough for me."

After a couple of weeks the captain becomes a little frustrated himself, and tells the sergeant to bring the camel. The camel is brought to his quarters, he gets a foot stool and begins to have vigorous sex with the camel.

When he's finished he say's to the sergeant "Is that how the enlisted men do it" The sergeant say's "Well no sir. They usually ride it to the Brothel in town."