The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64827   Message #1062506
Posted By: Ian
28-Nov-03 - 08:46 AM
Thread Name: Jokes please !!!!!!
Subject: RE: Jokes please !!!!!!
Subject: FW: Taglines

Imagine if....

          Imagine if all major retailers started making their
own condoms
                and kept the same tagline............

          Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
          Tesco Condoms - every little helps
          Nike Condoms - Just do it.
          Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
          Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
          KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
          Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
          Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
          Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
          Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
          Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
          Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less,it's that simple
          Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
          Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
          Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
          FCUK condoms - no comment required.
          Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
          Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
          Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
          On digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
          Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
          Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
          Renault condoms - size really does matter!
          Maltesers condoms - the lighter way to enjoy chocolate
          Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
          Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
          Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
          Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
          Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world
          Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work, rest & play.
          AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
          Pepperoni condoms - it a bit of an animal
          Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)