Thanks for taking care of that unpleasant business in Valpo. I knew that elf was a slightly unreliable, but I never dreamed he'd get into so much trouble. I hope it didn't spoil your holiday. Tell your friends I'm good for this bill, but that elf has been relieved.

I'm sure you'll meet with better elves in I-dee-ho-ho-ho. You won't have to be good much longer (unless of course you want to) because I'll be sending a special package your way soon.