An old maid tells the young lawyer who's making her will that she has ten thousand dollars. She wants five thousand put aside for burial costs, and the rest is for him --- if he'll spend the night with her---so that she will not die a virgin. Three days later the lawyer hasn't come home. His wife goes to the old maid's house and demands. "Where's my husband?" " He's here. I decided to let the town bury me."