I remember some of an old rugby song (I do not think it has any rude words in it!!) sung to the tune of Side by side where the man marries a woman who on their first night starts to take off a whole variety of things including wig, glass eye, false leg etc and ends with the wonderful line "I slept on the chair cos there was more of her there - side by side".
Does any one know the full lyrics and chords? Thanks

Bob