Lyrics as I know them,not sure about chords...

Oh,me wife and I got married last Friday
the preacher said it was my day
and when we got home,we were alone,side by side.

We got ready for bed,then...I nearly dropped dead when
her false teeth and hair,she laid on a chair,side by side.

Then to my amazement,a glass eye she removed
wooden arm,wooden leg,she laid there on the stool

Now me wife and I we are parted,just the same as we started
Now I sleep on the chair,'cause there's more of her there
Side by side.