The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134 Message #1063704
Posted By: Mickey191
01-Dec-03 - 10:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
One woman says to another, "I want to have a baby more then anything, I see your pregnant, did you do anything special?" Lady replies, "I went to a faith healer." First woman says, "My husband & I did that too." Her friend answered, "Next time go alone."
Young fellow to store clerk, "I'm looking for a present for my aunt, she's very rich & very old." Clerk thought a moment & then said, "How about some floor wax?"