One thing I like about Hillary. One of those crazy newspapers you see in the supermarket (News of the World?) ran a cover story claiming that she was having passionate nightly trysts with a space alien aboard his flying saucer...and they had an apparent photo of Hillary and said alien (handsome chap with conelike head) at some fancy restaurant!

When quizzed about it by the press, she said: "That story is untrue. We simply went out for dinner."

Ha! Good answer, Hillary, and it proves you have a good sense of humour.

- LH