(Cap't Bob saunters in and takes two seats near the end of the bar ~ ignoring the pile of possum droppings on both of the seats) "Glad to be back after being shanghaied the last time I was in here. Yup, woke up on a garbage scow headed for New York City..........Only thing good about it was that I got to pick through all that good stuff from the dumpsters. Its amazing the good stuff that some people throw away. There war even sum pieces of a broken ceramic possum or two....most likely from Barb's scrap pile. Who would do a thing like that to me anyway? With with folks like Spaw, Mick, and Cleigh O'Possum around, its hard to tell which one of them pull such a mean trick on a nice feller like me."

"I need something heavy, give me a double pine float, no plastic toothpicks this time ~~~ I want real wood....and make that with two ice cubes. This diet thing is going to be the ruin of me."

How about a little song?

'I've got to give up coffee, if you know what I mean'
~~~I've got to stop grinding up the old coffee bean...
I have to start drinking something else that won't make me fat.
I'll have to give up coffee, and I know that.

I had some cappachino on my way to work today
~~~You see I needed something that would help me on my way,
And a thromis full of columbia to drink while drving in my car,