I was relaxing after a gig this summer and, while flipping around the channels, came across the end of a Chris Rock stand-up routine. Never been much of a fan of his, but he was saying some pretty funny stuff in this one. To paraphrase part of it...

"Guys, if you want to get in good with your woman, memorize this line:

Baby, that bitch don't know who she's dealin' with!"

`cause guaranteed there is some woman at work or her club or whatever that she just CANNOT get along with. Guys, we'd take it outside, duke it out then probably go for a beer afterwards and work it out that way. But women will forever be backstabbin' and cuttin' down and gettin' all tore up about every little thing with that other woman..."