If - and that's a big if in my mind- you are doing all those things for "your" kids, Claymore, you might want to look down the line and see where they are ending. I would not want to be in your class- and the pun is intended. (Incidentally, the "statistics" you give us of your achievements for some strange reason remind me of what the bushie has said -statements that are quite misleading and false- about his earlier achievements as governor. You sure you aren't from Texas?)

And it isn't "hollar"- it's 'holler'.