The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64921 Message #1064590
Posted By: Midchuck
02-Dec-03 - 02:15 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Dirty limericks [12]
Subject: RE: BS: Dirty limericks
No, no, Kendall.
It goes:
A young man from old Little Rock
Was born with a two-headed cock.
When he fondled the thing
It would rise up and sing
An antiphonal chorus by Bach.
There was young lady in Natchez
Who chanced to be born with two snatches
She often said, "Shit,
I would give either tit
For a man with equipment that matches!"
But whether these two ever met
Has not been recorded as yet.
Still, it would be diverting
To see him inserting
The thing while it sang a duet.
P.