Do cock and Bach rhyme properly in an American accent? I cant quite visualise it(that's the wrong word, auralise it, or something).
Sorry, thread creep.I'd better contribute something to get on track.
There ws a young man from Pitlochry
Who seduced a young girl on a rockery
she said as he come
All over her bum
That's not a f**k that's a mockery

(Note the asterisks, I would hate to be accused of being rude)