well there was a worldwide limerick writing contest
and the surprise winner was an elderly Irish lady,
who ousted the current champion of 10 years.
when he found out about it he had to go over and meet her
and hear the limerick.

When he finally got to the small Irish village in where she lived
he asked her to say the limerick - which she declined as it is not
to polite to say in person..
he finally said just blank the dirty words and I can fill in the rest

she said ok...
da dadada
da dadada
da dadada da da
and they fucked in a bucket of shite.