There was a young lady named Heather
Her pussy was made out of leather
She attracted the boys by making a noise
Rubbing its edges together.

A mathmetician named Hall
Had a hexihedronical ball
The cube of its weight
Plus his pecker, times eight
Was four fifths of five eights of fuck all.

The was a hermit named Dave
He dug a dead whore from her grave
She was moldy as shit
And missing a tit
But think of the money he saved. (Sorry Dave)