The last time I dined with the King
He did a peculiar thing
He sat on a stool
And pulled out his tool
And said "If I play, will you sing?"

The dirty old Bishop of Birmingham
Once rogered three maids while confirming 'em
As they knelt seeking God
He excited his rod
And pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em

A young couple from Aberystwyth
United the organs they kissed with
By turns and degrees
On their hands and their knees
They got to the organs they pissed with