The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64921   Message #1064874
Posted By: Bill D
02-Dec-03 - 10:35 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Dirty limericks [12]
Subject: RE: BS: Dirty limericks
from memory, for Brucie:

The last time I slept with the Queen
She smiled as I muttered, "Ich dien."

   "Please put the light out,
   It's royalty's night out.
The queen may be had, but not seen".

If that's the one Rapaire knows, I have no idea why he wouldn't finish it.