I wondered where you'd gone. For a short, brief time I thought that I'd have to use/eat/admire/wear/build/[enter action verb here] your present myself. Oh, darn. And it's soooooooooooo hard to get good reindeer meat these days. As I was saying to Vixen just the other day, Vixen...Vixen? Where is Vixen? Why are you pointing at my sandwich?

Oh.

Keep watching the mailbox, Burke. I have to discipline an elf right now.