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Thread #64921 Message #1064898
Posted By: musicmick
03-Dec-03 - 01:47 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Dirty limericks [12]
Subject: RE: BS: Dirty limericks
Here are a couple I wrote.
'Though potency puckers pudendum
If you've seeds in your scrotum, then spend 'em
Nor should pregnancy bother the unmarried father
Iligitimus non carberendum
(Please excuse spelling)
Sure as grave robbers gave us "skulduggery"
Sure as "mug shots" is taken from muggery
There's a six legged lass
With a cock up her ass
The true ANTecedent of buggery.
(I do others, Mr. Mack)