Not limericks, but...


In days of old
When knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented
They tied their socks
Around their cocks
And babies were prevented

In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented
They laid their load
Beside the road
Then walked away contented

In the days of old
When knights were bold
But not overly particular
They hung a sheep
upon a pole
And shagged it perpendicular