Obviously not this one:

Drink, drink, drank, drunk

I was drunk last night
And drunk the night before.
Tonight I'm gonna be drunk
Like I've never been drunk before.

For when I'm drunk
I'm as happy as I can be
For I am a member
Of the souse family.

Oh, the souse family
Is the best family
That ever came over
From old Germany.

There's the Rotterdam drunks
And the Potterdam drunks
And the goddam drunks
and the Irish.

Singing glorious,
Victorious
There's one keg of beer
For the four of us.

And glory be to god
That there are no more of us
For one of us
Could drink it all alone-damn near.