sure is a lot of thread creep here..*grin*...we purists would LOVE to see just good **limericks**.

(one note..it is possible to have good 'erotic' or 'adult' limericks without words that need As**risks....sometimes the poem has little to recommend it except as an excuse to say "fuck" or whatever.. I really love limericks that manage to to be clever, ribald and still not simply 'crude' dirty.)
...The one about Titian from Midchuck is a good example, and rightly famous!

From deep in the crypt at St. Giles
Came a scream that echoed for miles.
   "Well, my goodness gracious",
   Said Brother Ignacious,
"I didn't know that Your Lordship had piles!"