The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134 Message #1065093
Posted By: Bill D
03-Dec-03 - 06:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Corporate lesson 2
A minister was driving along and saw a woman from his congregation on the side of the road,he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her dress to open and reveal a lovely leg. The minister had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. She looked at him and immediately said, "Remember Psalm 129?" The minister was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The lady once again looked at him and said, "You really should remember Psalm 129!" Once again the minister apologized. "Sorry, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the woman got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the minister rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!