There was a young vicar from Uppingham,
who stood on the bridge, overlooking 'em,
watching the stunts
of the c*nts in the punts,
and the tricks of the pr*cks that were f*cking 'em.

There was a young fiddler from Rio,
who courted a maiden named Cleo.
as she took off her panties,
she said "No andante-s,
I want this Allegro, con brio."

You could only use that one in this sort of company.